101 You remember what it was like dating teenage boys. 102 V aguely. 103 Thank you. 104 No, you tell that son of a bitch Tanaka that if he doesn't call me in an hour, 105 I'm going to go down to his office, find him, and kick his ass. 106 Ladies. 107 Trouble at work? 108 I don't know what his problem is. 109 He's making money left and right. 110 I just wish he'd relax. 111 Crap, crap, crap. 112 I'm telling you, all of the good dresses are taken. 113 Now what the hell am I supposed to wear? 114 Well, Mrs. Huber never showed up. 115 Why don't you wear this one? 116 This is an old lady dress. 117 You won't even be able to see my body. 118 That is so like you, Edie. You're always thinking of others. 119 So why isn't Mrs. Huber here? 120 Last I heard, she went to visit her sister. 121 I just can't believe that Martha would agree to wear this. 122 She always said she'd never be caught dead in black. 123 Sadly for Mrs. Huber, 124 this was no longer the case. 125 Hey, mom. 126 Julie, you'll never guess who you got a letter from. 127 Zach. Isn't that weird --him writing you? 128 Yeah. 129 Well, open. Open, open, open. 130 He -- he could have said something about Dana. 131 I'll read it later. 132 Later? What's wrong with now? 133 I've got tons of homework, mom. 134 Julie, what's going on? 135 This isn't the first letter I've gotten from Zach. 136 We've been writing each other the last couple of weeks. 137 Are you mad? 138 No. 139 Just when I was your age, my pen pal lived on a farm in Ohio, not in a mental institution. 140 You know, that letter is one notch above prison mail. 141 Zach's not crazy. 142 He's just upset over his mom, and his dad doesn't even seem to care. 143 He just needs a friend. 144 I packed the diapers, 145 I'm getting the juice boxes and the carrot sticks -- 146 sunscreen? 147 Got it. 148 I go pick up the boys, we hit the park, 149 and that should give you a good couple of hours. 150 Enjoy the vacation. |