201 Oh. 202 Finally got the charity bug? 203 You sound surprised. 204 No, not really. 205 You were always a giver. 206 Would you knock it off? 207 My mom's right over there. 208 Have a seat. 209 You can start by helping us alphabetize the donation cards. 210 So word on the street is you and Danielle might break up. 211 Maybe. I don't know. 212 Is that because of me? 213 Not everything is about you. 214 Would you stop that? 215 Have you been thinking about me? 216 No. 217 Really? 218 Could have fooled me. 219 Hey, do you need any help? 220 Please. Just pull up a chair. 221 Oh, gosh. 222 That's okay. I got it. 223 Ow! Oh! 224 Susan, hi. 225 Do you want to help with the seating cards? 226 Sure. Do you want to tell me why you had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday? 227 Oh, that. 228 Uh, he was helping me adjust the seam in my stocking, 229 and from your angle, it must have looked a little weird. 230 You're sleeping with him, aren't you? 231 Okay. 232 Yes, but you have to promise not to tell anybody. 233 Gabrielle, he's in high school, and it's illegal, and you're married. 234 If Carlos found out, this would kill him. 235 It's just sex. It's totally harmless. 236 How can you call something like this harmless? 237 After everything you know about what I went through with Karl? 238 This isn't about you. 239 Yes, it is. 240 It's about me and about every other person who was screwed over by somebody they loved. 241 When Karl ran off with Brandi, you saw what a basket case I was. 242 I was crying, I-I was tearing up his clothes. I couldn't get out of bed all day. 243 You were right there. How could you do the same thing? 244 Okay, how can you compare me to Karl? That's not fair. 245 You have no idea what my life is like. 246 Well, why don't you enlighten me? 247 You're beautiful, you have more money than you can spend, 248 and you have a husband who adores you. 249 No, he doesn't adore me. 250 He adores having me. |