251 That's a rationalization, and you know it. 252 See you at the show. 253 Okay, honey. There you go. 254 How many nannies did you interview? 255 10. 10, each one more incompetent than the last. 256 One actually asked me -- 257 there you go -- 258 if she was expected to change diapers. 259 Good nannies are so hard to find. 260 Yeah, that's why I was hoping to take advantage of your expertise. 261 Oh, lord. What do you want me to do? 262 All your rich friends have nannies -- A-list nannies. 263 I need to catch one -- 264 here you go -- 265 without their bosses. 266 Why? 267 So I can poach me one. 268 Lynette -- 269 look, at my old job, we didn't wait for good people to come to us. 270 We went out and raided other companies. 271 I don't see why it should be different when you're hiring a nanny. 272 I understand that good help is hard to find, but stealing a family's nanny is so unseemly. 273 I'm not twisting anyone's arm. 274 If I make a better offer, why shouldn't a qualified person reap the benefits? 275 So come on. 276 Where can I score some high-grade nanny? 277 Hey, Mrs. Solis. 278 I have some awesome news. 279 I have some not-so-awesome news, so you go first. 280 Broke it off with Danielle. 281 I passed her a note during French class. 282 So we can be together. 283 John, your timing is impeccable. 284 What do you mean? 285 Susan Mayer saw us last night, and she knows everything. 286 Since the accident, Bree had started to worry her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke. 287 She was right to be concerned. 288 Andrew? 289 Can I come in? 290 Uh, yeah, just a sec. 291 Hey. 292 What's up? 293 Why are you smiling? 294 Um, it's just a... 295 joke that I heard. 296 Oh. What was it about? 297 Well, it's kind of dirty, mom. 298 Charming. 299 What I was wondering is if you've bothered to spend any time reflecting on the reasons 300 that you've been grounded and all the pain |