401 Rex, say hello to George. 402 Hello, George. 403 Hello, Dr. Van De Kamp. 404 I'm going to go put these in water. 405 George, why don't you have a seat, and I'll be right back? 406 So, uh, how's your heart, Dr. Van De Kamp? 407 - Better. How's the pharmacy? - Busy. It's busy. 408 Is something funny? 409 It's -- it's nothing. 410 See, I, uh...I recently engaged in some extracurricular activity, 411 and now bree's doing anything she can to make me suffer 412 All you can do is laugh. 413 Yeah. I-I guess. 414 Oh, these flowers are stunning. They're the best ones I've ever gotten. 415 Shall we? 416 Well, it was nice talking to you, Dr. Van De Kamp. 417 Please. You're dating my wife. Call me Rex. 418 That salesgirl that sold us the water heater -- she had a cute figure. 419 Yeah, I guess. I didn't notice. 420 Oh, how can you say? She was so your type-- big breasts, really curvy. 421 What are you doing? 422 Nothing. I'm just saying you prefer women who are really curvy, women like that salesgirl or Claire. 423 There's only one type that I prefer. 424 You. 425 Aw, you kissed me as though that would end this conversation, and it so won't. 426 Why am I in trouble? I haven't done anything wrong. 427 The only reason you made love to me the other night was because you had just seen claire naked. 428 aw, crap. 429 Claire is a great nanny. It would be stupid to lose her over something like this. 430 You and I have had crushes before. We always tell each other. 431 We laugh about it. It's no big deal. 432 What worries me about this is you're denying you're obviously attracted. Why? 433 I'm not denying anything. 434 Oh, so you are attracted to her. 435 I didn't say that. 436 What are you doing? 437 We are not going anywhere until you confess you have the hots for our nanny. 438 Tom, it's okay. She's attractive. 439 Men by nature are drawn to fertile young women with whom they can plant their seed. 440 It's the basic flaw of your gender. I get it. Just do me the honor of -- 441 we'd all like to get out of here. Is there a problem? 442 My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart. 443 Can you give us a minute? 444 Lynette, Claire is attractive, yes. 445 But I am not attracted to her. 446 Look, if I thought for even a second that there was any danger in having Claire around, 447 I'd be the first to get rid of her. 448 It's you. You're the one. 449 You always have been, and you always will be. 450 All right. Hold your water. |