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351
I need lipstick. 352
Okay but...
- Now. 353
You must be loving this, huh? 354
Having me serve you must be a dream come true. 355
Can?t complain. 356
That?s the difference between you and me, Yao Lin.
Our dreams. 357
Close your eyes, please. Thank you. 358
You see I dreamed of pulling myself up from nothing,
and I did. 359
I dreamed about the things I wanted
and I got them all. 360
A high powered career, a handsome husband,
an extravagant house. 361
So, this is just a blip in the radar for me. 362
Because now, I know what I?m capable of 363
and if I did it once, I can do it again. 364
I?m never really down, Yao Lin,
even when it looks like I am. 365
So, enjoy this moment, enjoy your dream, 366
because for you
it doesn?t get any better then this. 367
There. Don?t you look beautiful. 368
Right this way. 369
Everything okay? 370
Oh yeah, this dress is just riding up as it is. 371
If I walk any faster it?ll be
happy Valentine's Day for everyone. 372
Especially me. 373
Thank you. 374
Excuse me, Miss? 375
I am so sorry! Is everyone okay? 376
Oh, oh. Thank you. Thank you! 377
Oh, ma'am, your napkin.
- Don?t even think about it. 378
Oh, that?s so wonderful what you wrote, thank you. 379
Okay, I?m not gonna be any kind of company
until I get something off my chest. 380
Do you remember the other day when you said
that you wanted to have kids? - Mm hmm. 381
Here?s the thing, 382
I don?t think I?m ready to have another baby. 383
I think we need to have a serious conversation. 384
Sure. 385
I?m not going over there.
- Yes you are. 386
No. I can deal with the humiliation of
going around the neighborhood returning everything they stole, 387
but please don?t make me apologize to that woman. 388
This is what it means to be a good neighbor,
finding ways of getting along instead of 389
hurling an egg at them. 390
But why do I have to apologize? Why don?t we just go:
"Oh, now we?re even" and we'll start from scratch. 391
OK, if the "being a pleasant human being" argument
doesn?t fly with you, we?ll try a "self preservation". 392
What if she wakes up in the middle of the night,
the house is on fire - 393
you don?t want her to call 911? 394
If our house catches fire,
I guarantee you she's the one that started it. 395
My point is,
the day will come when we need her help 396
and I don?t want her not to help us
just because of some silly feud. 397
Fine, I?ll do it. 398
Wow, thank you. 399
Whoever came up with the motto "Love thy neighbor"
clearly lived nowhere near Karen McCluskey. 400
Yes, well, on Valentine?s Day
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