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201
Yeah. 202
You've been spending
a lot of time together lately, 203
haven't you? 204
I guess. 205
Oh, uh, Andrew, 206
I'm going to want you home
by 11:00 on Saturday. 207
11:00? 208
Mom, it's not even
a school night. 209
Bree, a curfew isn't
going to do any good. 210
You may be able to abdicate all
your parental responsibility, 211
But I cannot. 212
What --
What's going on here? 213
Would this have to do with
the condom you left in my room? 214
As a matter of fact,
it does, 215
And just so we're clear,
if you get Lisa pregnant, 216
You will marry her. 217
Ha ha. 218
Andrew,
this is not funny. 219
Mom, trust me --
this is very funny, 220
mostly because
the condom wasn't mine. 221
You suck,
you know that?
222
So obviously
we need to talk.
223
I'm still a virgin,
if that's what you want to know. 224
Well, good. 225
But why on earth
would you need a condom? 226
Because I'm planning
on having sex, 227
and I don't want
to get pregnant. 228
Danielle, you are president
of the Abstinence Club. 229
I wasn't planning
on running for a second term. 230
John. 231
John Rowland? I thought
you broke up with him. 232
No, he broke up with me, 233
and you want to know why?
Because I wouldn't do it. 234
Well, if that's the type of boy
he is, then good riddance.
235
Mom, every boy at my school
is that type of boy.
236
Besides... 237
It's different with John. 238
I love him. 239
Oh, sweetheart, 240
just because
you give a boy sex 241
doesn't mean
you'll get love in return. 242
So maybe
I'm being stupid. 243
What's the big deal?
It's just sex. 244
Honey, I am looking out
for your happiness. 245
Now, I understand
what it's like to be young 246
and feel urges, 247
but I waited until
I got married, 248
as did your father,
and it was so much better. 249
But daddy ended up
cheating on you. 250
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