301 Fine. I'm not taking out the trash. 302 Andrew? 303 What are you gonna do? Torture me? Go ahead, I can take it. 304 What I want, what I have always wanted, is for you to be happy. 305 And you're not. And I have no idea how to help you. 306 You can start by getting out of the way. 307 I will not. We'll talk about this now. 308 I said, get out of the way. 309 The next time you touch your mother like that, I'll throw you through this wall. 310 You understand me? 311 Edie, wait up! I want to ask you something. 312 Can't stop. Got to keep my heart rate up. 313 I'm just wondering how you'd feel if I went out with Bill. 314 What? 315 Um -- Bill asked me out. 316 Bill? My Bill? 317 Well, see, that's the thing -- 318 He doesn't think of himself as "your Bill". He said that date was just a one time thing. 319 Which I know because, when he asked me out, I told him I thought you guys were involved. 320 So you haven't agreed to go out with him? 321 No. I wanted to check with you first. 322 Wow. That's nice of you. 323 So, can I? 324 No. 325 Edie! 326 Why can't I go out with him? 327 Because I saw him first! 328 Come on, that's a third-rate thing to say. 329 You asked my permission, I said no: that should be the end of it. 330 Technically, I don't need your permission. 331 I so much want to like you. But you just won't let me. 332 Edie -- 333 Susan -- I try. I try to look past your flaws. 334 Your klutziness. That faux vulnerability. 335 Your hair! 336 But you look for ways to push my buttons. 337 He just wants to buy me a burrito. 338 Susan, please. Let me like you. 339 OK. I won't go out with him. 340 I mean, obviously you have feelings for him. 341 No, I don't. I really don't. 342 So what then? If you can't have him, nobody can? 343 See? Now you're thinking like a friend. 344 # Ave Maria Gratia plena... # 345 What a voice. 346 I have to hand it to Gabby and Carlos. They do grief better than anyone. 347 So how much did that horse and buggy set us back? - Didn't mind. 348 Being poor? - A little. 349 Eyes front, Padre. 350 I can't believe Edie. She doesn't have dibs on every man on the planet. |