501 You talked to my husband about my -- 502 Alissa, stop! If I can't understand you, you have to talk slower! 503 "Dennis said you yelled at him for saying stuff behind my back." 504 Well, yeah. 505 "And he said you told him our counseling wasn't working." 506 Yes, that's not exactly what I... 507 "Where the hell do you come off telling people to stop going to counseling?" 508 I didn't mean that you... 509 "Sure. We have our share of problems: 510 "financial, 511 "emotional, 512 "sexual, 513 "but we were solving them!" 514 Alissa, come here. 515 Are you sure you want to be saying these things in front of your daughter? 516 Now you're telling me how to raise my daughter? 517 Lily, we're coming back. 518 Alissa, I am so sorry if I caused a problem. 519 I just wanted to help. 520 Why? Why did I need help? 521 Well -- because... 522 Because I was deaf? 523 No. Because your husband was being a total jerk. 524 "And you just gotta come in on your white horse and come to the rescue. 525 "Guess what: I didn't need to be rescued. 526 "Got that? I didn't need to be rescued." 527 Bitch! 528 Uh -- she said -- 529 Thank you, I know what she said. 530 One minute we were making out in his truck. Next thing I know, we're in hospital 531 and doctors are digging a bullet out of him. 532 When I started dating Mike he seemed like such a normal guy! 533 They always do. You want some nachos? 534 Obviously, I am not going to read the letter. 535 At some point you just gotta let it go, right? 536 Right. Can we leave out the alopinos? I'm not good with spicy things. 537 I don't mean to be babbling -- 538 it's just really complicated and there's so much about Mike you don't even know. 539 That would surprise me at this point. 540 Edie! 541 Your foreman said you're out on a date with a hottie. 542 Evidently, someone's in need of LASIK. 543 You tracked us down? 544 Oh, it wasn't hard. I just followed the stench of betrayal. 545 We had an agreement, Susan. 546 No, we didn't. 547 I just said what you wanted to hear because you guilted me into it. 548 I was trying to protect our already fragile friendship. 549 Am I in the middle of something? 550 Not anymore. |