551 You, I will hate forever. 552 And you -- are fired. 553 Edie! 554 You fire me because I'm going out with Susan? 555 Yes. 556 And before you start whining, dating her is punishment enough. Save it. 557 I suppose I could tell her you threw yourself at me. 558 You were lonely, begged to have dinner and I took pity on you. 559 Excuse me, but that makes it sound like it was my fault. 560 You can't possibly blame me! I didn't fire you. 561 Right. You just chose not to tell me Edie would be insanely mad if I went out with you. 562 Slow down, you're driving too fast. 563 This is between you and Edie. I just got sucked into the drama. 564 I bet you tell yourself that all the time. 565 What does that mean? 566 You didn't get "sucked into the drama". You wouldn't fight her today. 567 That's not true. 568 You spent the last hour obsessing over your ex-boyfriend, 569 even though he's a sketchy ex-con who probably strangled your neighbor. 570 No, he didn't. 571 And Edie told you not to go out with me. But did you listen? No. 572 You saw the potential for disaster, and you couldn't resist getting in there. 573 OK, Mr "Let's just have fun, 'cause I'm the charming casual contractor" Man. 574 You chased me, so own it, my friend! 575 You didn't get that tire fixed, did you. 576 I was meaning to. 577 I guess I do invite the drama in. Just a little. 578 ...yesterday with investor confidence higher... 579 Tom, am I a bad person? 580 No, why would you say that? 581 I don't know. I guess I just have it in my head that only bad people break up marriages 582 and offend the handicapped. 583 I did try to warn you. 584 You did. Why do I do it? 585 This compulsion to stick my nose where it doesn't belong. 586 You're just looking out for your friend. 587 A lot of good it did her. 588 At least you tried. I admire you for that. 589 Oh, please. 590 Hey. I'm the guy who let Dennis badmouth his wife. 591 "Let 'em have it." 592 That's me. Never afraid to create a scene. 593 My point is: You have a strong sense of what is right. 594 And you're not afraid to act on it. 595 And I admire you for that. 596 You know what I admire you for? 597 You find the way to compliment me when you could say, "I told you so." 598 You just signed "I told you so," didn't you? 599 You'll never prove it. 600 Thanks for coming in, Mrs Sol?s. I beleive you've met Nurse Heisel? |