351 I mean, your kids turned out perfect. As long as you don't count Andrew. 352 Where is he again? Hm? 353 Some kind of, uh-- boot camp for juvenile delinquents? 354 OK, girls. 355 I never said I was perfect. 356 Oh honey, nobody's blaming you. - The hell I'm not. 357 Lynette! 358 If you will excuse me. 359 Lynette, won't you go after her? 360 She spanked my son. I'm not apologizing. 361 Usually poker is more fun than this. 362 Help me. If you don't back me up on this, I will lose it. 363 Yes, Bree shouldn't have spanked Porter, but-- 364 it's not like she hurt him. 365 That is not the point. You don't spank other people's children! 366 He was misbehaving. She had to do something. 367 B-but make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line. 368 Yeah, you're damn right, she could've tried something else, like a time-out. 369 Or she could've simply threatened to spank him. 370 Yeah. 'Cause that works out so well when we do it. 371 It does work. Most of the time. 372 It used to work. 373 They figured out it's an empty threat. They're on to us. 374 My mom used to beat the hell out of my sisters and me. 375 And I won't do it. 376 I will not become my mother. 377 Fine. But the boys are getting older and smarter. 378 And eventually --believe me-- they'll figure out that they outnumber us. 379 And then-- - We're screwed. 380 Exactly. 381 Excuse me, Zachary. Would you mind helping me with these bags? 382 There's some banana bread in it for you if you do. 383 Uh-- yeah, sure. 384 Hm. This is really good, Mrs Tilman. Thanks a lot. 385 You're welcome, Zachary. 386 I've never actually been in Mrs Huber's house before. 387 Obviously you haven't missed much. 388 This is the place where good taste goes to die. 389 So-- I heard you and your father arguing the other day. 390 Evetrything all right at home? 391 Yeah. We just have-- problems sometimes. 392 I bet you miss your mother. 393 I'm sure things were different when she was alive. 394 Such a warm, loving woman. 395 You-- 396 knew my mother? 397 Yup. Years ago, in Utah. 398 We worked together. 399 I didn't know that. 400 It's true.
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