英文简历的误区—不应有的幽默
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不应有的幽默 "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) "But wait...there’s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." "My fortune cookie said, ’Your next interview will result in a job’-and I like your company in particular." "Title: Another resume from the ’Profiles in Excellence’ series." "Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it." "Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks." "Let’s meet so you can ’ooh’ and ’ahh’ over my experience." |
