最让人大跌眼镜的12个简历错误

爱思英语编者按：最让人大跌眼镜的12个简历错误

Resume listed the candidate's online video gaming experience leading warrior "clans," suggesting this passed for leadership experience.
简历上列出了这位求职者在电子游戏中带领战士“部落”冲锋陷阵的经历，以此充当自己的领导能力。

从儿时到成年 

Resume included pictures of the candidate from baby photos to adulthood.
简历中包含应聘者从儿时到成年的大量照片。
称呼错误 

On the job application, where it asks for your job title with a previous employer, the applicant wrote "Mr."
在求职申请中，当要求写出之前一份工作的头衔时，求职者写成了“先生”。
克林贡语 

Resume was written in Klingon language from Star Trek.
简历是用电影《星际迷航》中的克林贡语写的。
错误拼写 

Resume's "Skills" section was spelled "Skelze."
简历中错把“Skills”拼成“Skelze”。
空话连篇 

Resume consisted of one sentence: "Hire me, I'm awesome."
简历中写有“雇我吧，我很棒。”

音乐视频 

Resume was a music video.
简历是一段音乐视频。

恶劣事迹 

Resume included time spent in jail for assaulting a former boss.
简历上有因袭击前老板而被关进监狱的恶迹。

不规范用语 

Resume included language typically seen in text messages (e.g., no capitalization and use of shortcuts like "u").
简历中包括手机短信中常见的不规范用语（比如，不分大小写，以及将“you”简写成“u”等）。

酒鬼老板 

Resume listed the candidate's objective as "To work for someone who is not an alcoholic with three DUI's like my current employer."
简历列出这位应聘者的目标是“找一个没有三次酒后驾车记录的新老板——我现在的老板是酒鬼。”
没写名字 

Resume didn't include the candidate's name.
简历中没写应聘者的名字。

刚被解雇 

Resume was submitted from a person the company just fired.
提交简历的是一个刚被公司解雇的人。