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The best defense is a good offense. -- AnonymousI skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne GretzkyPeople think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper stickerThe reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger SimonWhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -- Hunter S. ThompsonGolf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark TwainFootball incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern WilliamsThere's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright |
